The Suitemate Party

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We were told last night that having alcohol in a dorm would get us in a lot of trouble here at my college.

So tonight, one of my suitemates decided to throw a party in our common room with alcohol, obviously.

They just invited me, and after I told them I don’t drink and…

Update: People are starting to get loud, and they’re all talking about whether or not they can “smell it” and I’m proud to say I have no idea what “it” is.

Someone just got kicked out for not leaving some girl alone. Apparently they’re cool with getting kicked out for drinking alcohol in dorms but not with getting in trouble for sexual abuse.

"I’M GOING TO GET DRUNKER THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE!" Too late.

Music just got turned on. “See, alcohol doesn’t make you a dumbass. I know not to turn this up too loud!” Correct. Being a dumbass makes you a dumbass.

"I’m going to say this…everyone here knows I look like shia labeouf."

someone just knocked on all of my other suitemates door’s and yelled “HEY if you want to party you should c-uhme and…party…that soundeded butter in my… head…but prty.”

someone new showed up and knocked on the door. everyone thought it was the RA coming to shut it down. Everyone started trying to hide and spilling drinks on the floor to get rid of the evidence.

SHUT DOWN!

Time: one hour and 19 minutes.

And with their meetings with the dean of the school looming over their heads, the RA, my non-drunk suitemates and I will sleep soundly knowing that people can be stupid enough to get themselves kicked out of school before classes start. Goodnight drunk assholes. Goodnight.

The Suitemate Party

theblogsthething:

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We were told last night that having alcohol in a dorm would get us in a lot of trouble here at my college.

So tonight, one of my suitemates decided to throw a party in our common room with alcohol, obviously.

They just invited me, and after I told them I don’t drink and…

Update: People are starting to get loud, and they’re all talking about whether or not they can “smell it” and I’m proud to say I have no idea what “it” is.

Someone just got kicked out for not leaving some girl alone. Apparently they’re cool with getting kicked out for drinking alcohol in dorms but not with getting in trouble for sexual abuse.

"I’M GOING TO GET DRUNKER THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE!" Too late.

Music just got turned on. “See, alcohol doesn’t make you a dumbass. I know not to turn this up too loud!” Correct. Being a dumbass makes you a dumbass.

"I’m going to say this…everyone here knows I look like shia labeouf."

someone just knocked on all of my other suitemates door’s and yelled “HEY if you want to party you should c-uhme and…party…that soundeded butter in my… head…but prty.”

someone new showed up and knocked on the door. everyone thought it was the RA coming to shut it down. Everyone started trying to hide and spilling drinks on the floor to get rid of the evidence.

The Suitemate Party

theblogsthething:

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We were told last night that having alcohol in a dorm would get us in a lot of trouble here at my college.

So tonight, one of my suitemates decided to throw a party in our common room with alcohol, obviously.

They just invited me, and after I told them I don’t drink and…

Update: People are starting to get loud, and they’re all talking about whether or not they can “smell it” and I’m proud to say I have no idea what “it” is.

Someone just got kicked out for not leaving some girl alone. Apparently they’re cool with getting kicked out for drinking alcohol in dorms but not with getting in trouble for sexual abuse.

"I’M GOING TO GET DRUNKER THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE!" Too late.

Music just got turned on. “See, alcohol doesn’t make you a dumbass. I know not to turn this up too loud!” Correct. Being a dumbass makes you a dumbass.

"I’m going to say this…everyone here knows I look like shia labeouf."

someone just knocked on all of my other suitemates door’s and yelled “HEY if you want to party you should c-uhme and…party…that soundeded butter in my… head…but prty.”

The Suitemate Party

theblogsthething:

theblogsthething:

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We were told last night that having alcohol in a dorm would get us in a lot of trouble here at my college.

So tonight, one of my suitemates decided to throw a party in our common room with alcohol, obviously.

They just invited me, and after I told them I don’t drink and…

Update: People are starting to get loud, and they’re all talking about whether or not they can “smell it” and I’m proud to say I have no idea what “it” is.

Someone just got kicked out for not leaving some girl alone. Apparently they’re cool with getting kicked out for drinking alcohol in dorms but not with getting in trouble for sexual abuse.

"I’M GOING TO GET DRUNKER THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE!" Too late.

Music just got turned on. “See, alcohol doesn’t make you a dumbass. I know not to turn this up too loud!” Correct. Being a dumbass makes you a dumbass.

"I’m going to say this…everyone here knows I look like shia labeouf."

The Suitemate Party

theblogsthething:

theblogsthething:

theblogsthething:

theblogsthething:

We were told last night that having alcohol in a dorm would get us in a lot of trouble here at my college.

So tonight, one of my suitemates decided to throw a party in our common room with alcohol, obviously.

They just invited me, and after I told them I don’t drink and…

Update: People are starting to get loud, and they’re all talking about whether or not they can “smell it” and I’m proud to say I have no idea what “it” is.

Someone just got kicked out for not leaving some girl alone. Apparently they’re cool with getting kicked out for drinking alcohol in dorms but not with getting in trouble for sexual abuse.

"I’M GOING TO GET DRUNKER THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE!" Too late.

Music just got turned on. “See, alcohol doesn’t make you a dumbass. I know not to turn this up too loud!” Correct. Being a dumbass makes you a dumbass.

The Suitemate Party

theblogsthething:

theblogsthething:

theblogsthething:

We were told last night that having alcohol in a dorm would get us in a lot of trouble here at my college.

So tonight, one of my suitemates decided to throw a party in our common room with alcohol, obviously.

They just invited me, and after I told them I don’t drink and…

Update: People are starting to get loud, and they’re all talking about whether or not they can “smell it” and I’m proud to say I have no idea what “it” is.

Someone just got kicked out for not leaving some girl alone. Apparently they’re cool with getting kicked out for drinking alcohol in dorms but not with getting in trouble for sexual abuse.

"I’M GOING TO GET DRUNKER THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE!" Too late.

The Suitemate Party

theblogsthething:

theblogsthething:

We were told last night that having alcohol in a dorm would get us in a lot of trouble here at my college.

So tonight, one of my suitemates decided to throw a party in our common room with alcohol, obviously.

They just invited me, and after I told them I don’t drink and…

Update: People are starting to get loud, and they’re all talking about whether or not they can “smell it” and I’m proud to say I have no idea what “it” is.

Someone just got kicked out for not leaving some girl alone. Apparently they’re cool with getting kicked out for drinking alcohol in dorms but not with getting in trouble for sexual abuse.

The Suitemate Party

theblogsthething:

We were told last night that having alcohol in a dorm would get us in a lot of trouble here at my college.

So tonight, one of my suitemates decided to throw a party in our common room with alcohol, obviously.

They just invited me, and after I told them I don’t drink and…

Update: People are starting to get loud, and they’re all talking about whether or not they can “smell it” and I’m proud to say I have no idea what “it” is.

The Suitemate Party

theblogsthething:

We were told last night that having alcohol in a dorm would get us in a lot of trouble here at my college.

So tonight, one of my suitemates decided to throw a party in our common room with alcohol, obviously.

They just invited me, and after I told them I don’t drink and later closed the door, they laughed “Wow she doesn’t even fucking drink. Who DOESN’T drink!?” They said about 10 people will be here soon. Updates to come as I hold up in my room watching Shark Tank.

UPDATE: There’s like 25 people here someone fucked up.

The Suitemate Party

We were told last night that having alcohol in a dorm would get us in a lot of trouble here at my college.

So tonight, one of my suitemates decided to throw a party in our common room with alcohol, obviously.

They just invited me, and after I told them I don’t drink and later closed the door, they laughed “Wow she doesn’t even fucking drink. Who DOESN’T drink!?” They said about 10 people will be here soon. Updates to come as I hold up in my room watching Shark Tank.

You’re hitting a rough patch. I get it. You know who else hit a rough patch? Jesus. He was dead. But 3 days later, he wasn’t anymore. Just remember that.

Cool Teen Pastor from The Middle.

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my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

Okay so this actually happened to me. I got stuck in the McDonald’s play place for four and a half hours because some kid was stuck in the slide and would not get out, but it was too dangerous to go backwards in the play place to go out the way I came. So this kid and I were stuck in the slide until firefighters had to come and remove him from the slide.