We were told last night that having alcohol in a dorm would get us in a lot of trouble here at my college.
So tonight, one of my suitemates decided to throw a party in our common room with alcohol, obviously.
They just invited me, and after I told them I don’t drink and…
Update: People are starting to get loud, and they’re all talking about whether or not they can “smell it” and I’m proud to say I have no idea what “it” is.
Someone just got kicked out for not leaving some girl alone. Apparently they’re cool with getting kicked out for drinking alcohol in dorms but not with getting in trouble for sexual abuse.
"I’M GOING TO GET DRUNKER THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE!" Too late.
Music just got turned on. “See, alcohol doesn’t make you a dumbass. I know not to turn this up too loud!” Correct. Being a dumbass makes you a dumbass.
"I’m going to say this…everyone here knows I look like shia labeouf."
someone just knocked on all of my other suitemates door’s and yelled “HEY if you want to party you should c-uhme and…party…that soundeded butter in my… head…but prty.”
someone new showed up and knocked on the door. everyone thought it was the RA coming to shut it down. Everyone started trying to hide and spilling drinks on the floor to get rid of the evidence.
Time: one hour and 19 minutes.
And with their meetings with the dean of the school looming over their heads, the RA, my non-drunk suitemates and I will sleep soundly knowing that people can be stupid enough to get themselves kicked out of school before classes start. Goodnight drunk assholes. Goodnight.